grazieprego | Spike's Ex: "I'm Heartbroken!"

Yesterday, Excess Hollywood broke the story that Angel and Spike, the Vampire Heroes of Los Angeles, are romantically involved... with each other! Today, all of Tinseltown is buzzing with the news—including Team Angel spokesperson and Spike's ex-girlfriend, Harmony Kendall.

"It's bad enough that he's a Slayer-loving freak!" sobbed Kendall, in an exclusive interview with Excess Hollywood. "But to find out that he's sleeping with my boss... that's just... UGH!"

In retrospect, Kendall said she should have known that the two vampires with souls were an item. "I mean, I could smell Spike every time I walked into Angel's office. And Angel showered way too much. Why does a vampire need to shower three times a day? We don't even sweat!"

Kendall was Angel's personal assistant while he was still the CEO of Wolfram & Hart. She now works as Angel's publicist. "Angel hired me because he said he didn't want to deal with the press," Kendall raged. "Well, now I know why! He's been too busy screwing my ex-boyfriend to take anyone's calls!"

When asked if either Angel or Spike would confirm their relationship, Kendall replied, "They're unavailable for comment."

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