Caught on Film!

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

Just one day after Angel publicly denied that he and Spike are an item, new photographs have surfaced showing the couple caught in the act!

F! Entertainment (a rival publication to Excess Hollywood) today published photos that appear to be Angel and Spike having sex up against a brick wall.

Team Angel spokesperson Harmony Kendall denied that the couple in the photographs are the Heroes of Los Angeles.

"I've seen Spike's penis. It's not that big," Kendall commented.

Nevertheless, the pair in the photographs bear an uncanny resemblance to the Dynamic Duo. Fangs are clearly visible in one picture, and one of the vampires has bleached blond hair.

"It could be anyone," Kendall argued. "Half the vamps in LA have bleached their hair to look like Spike. When you're famous, everyone wants to be like you. That's why so many female vampires are getting boob jobs now. They all want to look like me."

Angel's trademark shoulder tattoo is not visible, obscured by a shirt. If the photos turn out to be authentic, they would disprove the rumors that Angel had a similar tattoo branded onto Spike's right butt-cheek.

F! reportedly purchased the photos from a freelance photographer for $100,000.





EXCESS HOLLYWOOD WANTS YOUR PHOTOS!

Do you have photos of Angel and Spike in action? Post them in comments! We can't pay you $100,000, but we can offer you Internet fame and endless gossip!

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Comments

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Branded. On Spike's butt. Oh my god, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! HEEE!

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We're looking for freelance photojournalists to contribute, so if you have any photos, please post!

[snowpuppies]

And just where are these photos?

I needs to see them!

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

Alas, we don't have the rights to publish them, and F! has not made them available online. Which is why we're looking for photo contributors!

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Please stay tuned for an exclusive photo-essay, to be published in the coming week!

[milly.livejournal.com]

Having seen much of the series of photo (although, I am not permitted to post them or I may face legal action), I can say that than rather disprove rumors about a particular tattoo, they may actually prove them true if they turn out to be Spike and Angel, indeed.


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Here, have this extreme zoom in, but don't tell anyone about it! I was never here and I never posted anything.

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

You are our new favorite subscriber! But don't worry, here at Excess Hollywood we protect the identity of all our sources. No one will ever know!

[adoxerella.livejournal.com]

This was exactly what I needed to see after the kind of day I've had.

I so hope those two will realize they don't have to hide. There is no shame in love, heroes. No shame at all. In fact public displays would be appreciated.

Also: re: the photo essay mentioned in the comments, will there be oil involved?

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

We're hiring someone to oil them up as we speak! He risks having his hand bitten off, but Hollywood star-chasers will risk life and limb for a story!

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! You are so awesome and what a wonderful way to start a 'notherwise crappy morning.

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

We aim to keep our readers happy!

[of-too-minds.livejournal.com]

LOVE this! I'm surprised it's just a tattoo on Spike's bum and not a brand. ;)

I say the more PDAs the better!

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We agree, PDAs are what keep us in business!

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

Sadly my photographer was run off the premises before he could confirm the tattoo story, but he did manage to get a couple in the tool shed. Not too clear I'm afraid but I think we can guess who was doing what to whom.

(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l20/mistletoe06/David/?action=view&current=ohholy.jpg)

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! We'll run these in our next issue!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

I love this vapid and self obsessed and hilariously inappropriate Harmony.

[xshollywood.livejournal.com]

We're glad you've been enjoying our special series! We aim to keep our readers satisfied.

[cafedemonde.livejournal.com]

Booty Call on a brick wall! Yeah!